HUMOR: Are you a team player?

Subject: HUMOR: Are you a team player?
From: Andrew Plato <intrepid_es -at- yahoo -dot- com>
To: Techwrl-l <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2000 13:56:43 -0800 (PST)

Are you a team player?  If so, then you can come work for the exciting,
dynamic, high-energy, digital, streaming multi-media, leveraged, synergy team
at Hi-Tech Interactive Digital River Net Cap Dip Dot Com (a service of Let's
Find Another Sucker Inc.) 

Our semi-conscious, mostly educated, thoroughly caffinated, hyper-buzzed,
young, fresh, intelligent, graduating, highly-skilled staff of Digital
Technical Coordinating Executive Managerial Regional Content Administrative
Masters are ready to usher you into a new fast-acting career in the
team-oriented, detailed-oriented, process-oriented world of executive
technologies.

What do we require:

Energetic, dynamic, professional, detail-oriented, fast-learners who can work
effectively, productively, and exceptionally with fast, energetic, dynamic,
regionally-minded, semi-literate experts in executive, interactive
technology-oriented consumer product brands.

Experience working as a progressive, ubiquitous, effervescent, product
marketing branding team member professional managing accounts at high-tech,
industry leading, global presence, mission-critical system-wide events for
executive product marketeers.

The ability to pro-actively leverage multiple task-based interpretive account
message bonding, enterprise systems with total customer throughput on a
team-task project coordinating scale.

Willingness to adopt a Total Team Tentacle Tenacity Torpedo process that
ensures Ultra-marketing visibility on enterprise-wide domain-level systems for
interactive technological executive leveraging packet switching methodology.

If you think you have the task-oriented, team-building, leadership, executive,
professional, do what we say not what we do, attitude, then you to can be come
a part of this dynamic team of relatively dynamic, leveraged, expert,
executives. 

Just send us your meaningless resume and a desperate plea for help to:

Let's Find Another Sucker Inc.
1515 NW Scum Ave Suite D-1
Puppycrushing, NV 8909902

This offer not valid in states with overly liberal state legislatures or
attorney generals who get good press coverage.

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