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Subject:HUMOR: Are you a team player? From:Andrew Plato <intrepid_es -at- yahoo -dot- com> To:Techwrl-l <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com> Date:Mon, 31 Jan 2000 13:56:43 -0800 (PST)
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