Re: accuracy in packaging

Subject: Re: accuracy in packaging
From: Peter <pnewman1 -at- home -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 10:08:12 -0400

Grace Fielder wrote:
> In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are
> some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
> * On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
> * On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
> inside.
> * On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap .
> * Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
> * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
> * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
> bottom of the box.)
> * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
> * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
> * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate
> machinery.
> * On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
> * On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
> * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use
> only.
> * On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
> * On Sainsbury's Peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
> * On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat
> nuts.
> * On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

All are made necessary because people do not accept responsibility for
their own acts.


There are few situations in life that cannot be resolved
promptly, and to the satisfaction of all concerned,
by either suicide, a bag of gold,
or thrusting a despised antagonist over a precipice on a dark night.
Ernest Bramah (Kai Lung stories)

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