Re: HUMOR: I need a CL500

Subject: Re: HUMOR: I need a CL500
From: "Elna Tymes" <etymes -at- lts -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 13:00:38 -0800

<chortle>
<sounds of "Lord, Wontcha Buy Me a Mer-Say-Deez Benz">

Andrew - of course I have the money you need to get this car. After all, we work
in Silicon Valley, which is pretty much untouched by the
recession-that-Saint-Alan-says-isn't-a-recession that must be hitting the Portland
area. However I doubt you'd like the interest rate or terms on the loan.

As to the topic to which this posting is at least marginally related - a template
is a guide, that's all. And using someone else's document as a guide to developing
a particular type of document isn't really plagiarism, any more than using the
white space guidelines in a third party book for your own document is plagiarism.

Elna Tymes
Los Trancos Systems.

Andrew Plato wrote:

> People, I need help here. My boss wants me to get this new car, a
> Mercedes-Benz CL500. Its a 5.0 liter V-8 coupe based on the S-class. It
> produces 302hp at 5500 RPM and 331 lb/ft of torque at 2400 RPM. It comes with a
> dizzying array of high-tech gadgets including an on board navigation system and
> laser-based cruise-control that adapts speed to the vehicle in front.
>
> I really need help getting this car.
>
> Does anybody have $87,950.00 I can use to get this car? I would appreciate it.
> I just need a place to start and I would like it if TECHWR-L could help me out
> on this one.


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