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For the last week I have been writing marketing materials for one of my
clients. I think it permanently warped my brain because this article I
wrote a while back actually is making sense to me.
Just thought you all might get a chuckle out of it. Its a fake company I
invented for a magazine my friends put out in San Diego:
HotNetworkBuzzgap.com.
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platform net-centric web sphere. Sign-up for our free, e-mail-based
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With seventeen EZ-Pay installments, you have access to our extensive,
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