How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)

Subject: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)
From: John Posada <jposada01 -at- yahoo -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2001 11:58:01 -0800 (PST)

This was the first paragraph of a spam I received earlier today.
OTOH, it caught my attention.

"Internet scams, con games, illegal pyramid schemes.
There are so many business opportunities available on the internet,
How do you know which one to pick?"



Alex...I'll take con games for $200.




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