Subject:RE: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor) From:"Brian Baresch" <baresch -at- earthlink -dot- net> To:"TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com> Date:Tue, 06 Nov 2001 15:49:13 -0600
>My favorite bad advertising come-on of all time is this beaut I saw in a
>mall: "Ears Pierced While U Wait".
Mine isn't as bad but still made me chuckle: "Watch Batteries While You
Wait". No thanks, the paint store made me a better offer.
Brian Baresch, baresch -at- earthlink -dot- net
Lawrence, Kansas, USA
Editing, writing, proofreading
If you're going through hell, keep going. --Winston Churchill
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