RE: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)

Subject: RE: How not to write an opening paragraph (humor)
From: "Brian Baresch" <baresch -at- earthlink -dot- net>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 06 Nov 2001 15:49:13 -0600

>My favorite bad advertising come-on of all time is this beaut I saw in a
>mall: "Ears Pierced While U Wait".

Mine isn't as bad but still made me chuckle: "Watch Batteries While You
Wait". No thanks, the paint store made me a better offer.

Brian Baresch, baresch -at- earthlink -dot- net
Lawrence, Kansas, USA
Editing, writing, proofreading

If you're going through hell, keep going. --Winston Churchill



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