RE: writing tests are for wussies...

Subject: RE: writing tests are for wussies...
From: "Dan Hall" <dhall -at- san-carlos -dot- rms -dot- slb -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 07:37:40 -0500


My answers to Bryan's klepto-test:

1. Have you ever stolen from an employer?

Uh, do you mean _this_ week?

2. At your previous place of employment, did you ever steal anything?

Besides money? I did once keep a company car for about three
years. But I traded it in, later, honest!

3. You steal.
a) yes
b) no

Well... yes and no. I mean... I only lie about the
things I steal... ummm...

4. Has any of your previous employers' property found its way to your home?

Do you want a list? OK, let's see...
1 Dell PC, 1 Desk, 1 Areon Chair, 25 file folders,
148 paper clips...
Should I go on?


5. When stealing from your employer do you:
a) embezzle
b) steal only small items
c) grab whatever isn't tied down or too heavy to carry
d) none of the above

I can't answer this... shouldn't "D" be _all_ of the above?

6. Have you ever had the need to "fence" an employers property?

Well, Lenny, and I - you know Lenny, down at the Pawn Shop?
We're pretty good friends, and his feeling's would be hurt if
I called him my "fence."

7. Which of the following adjectives best describes you?
a) sticky
b) light-fingered
c) piratical
d) predaceous
e) none of the above

Same problem as number 5....


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RE: writing tests are for wussies...: From: bryan johnson

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