RE: A grand, grand opening line...

Subject: RE: A grand, grand opening line...
From: "Haas, Guy" <ghaas -at- selectica -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 15:22:53 -0700


After Susan's rewrite of "Tonight," I can sense
a wave of Broadway lyrics coming our way:

"How to handle an S.M.E.?
There's a way," said the wise old man.
"A way known by every writer,
Since the whole dot com craze began."

"Do I flatter them?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood, or call a necromancer?..."

Said he, smiling, "No indeed.
How to handle and S.M.E.?
Mark me well; I will tell you, dude.
The way to handle an S.M.E.
Is to bribe them,
Simply bribe them,
Merely bribe them, bribe them,...with food."

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I'm gonna wash that boss right outta my hair.....

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Oh, what a horrible product,
Oh, what a horrible spec,
I've got a horrible feeling,
This place is going to heck.

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