RE: A grand, grand opening line...

Subject: RE: A grand, grand opening line...
From: "Haas, Guy" <ghaas -at- selectica -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 15:22:53 -0700

After Susan's rewrite of "Tonight," I can sense
a wave of Broadway lyrics coming our way:

"How to handle an S.M.E.?
There's a way," said the wise old man.
"A way known by every writer,
Since the whole dot com craze began."

"Do I flatter them?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood, or call a necromancer?..."

Said he, smiling, "No indeed.
How to handle and S.M.E.?
Mark me well; I will tell you, dude.
The way to handle an S.M.E.
Is to bribe them,
Simply bribe them,
Merely bribe them, bribe them,...with food."


I'm gonna wash that boss right outta my hair.....


Oh, what a horrible product,
Oh, what a horrible spec,
I've got a horrible feeling,
This place is going to heck.


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