Embrace the awe-inspiring power of delete

Subject: Embrace the awe-inspiring power of delete
From: Andrew Plato <gilliankitty -at- yahoo -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:15:42 -0800 (PST)


Well, it is to me.

Now on sale, DELETE. You've heard about it on TV, you've touched it with your
greasy paws, and you've seen your perverted friends use it to their orgasmic
delight - now you too can become one with DELETE.

What does DELETE offer you?

1. Unrelenting power to dispatch your enemies.

2. The eternal glory of nothingness.

3. Unstoppable removal of offensive, derogatory, or illegal ideas from your
puerile existence.

4. Profound respect and admiration from others as you learn to control your
paramecium-like reactions to stimuli.

If you are between the ages of 1 and 1000, you're ready to begin your journey
on the road to DELETE. It costs you nothing and can bring you so many great
things. Act now to delete this message and begin enjoying your newfound
delete-enabled lifestyle. Enjoy the post-modern, self-reflective absurdity of a
post about deleting advising you to delete it! Fold yourself into a knot and

If you've never used delete before, now is your chance. Delete this post. I
dare you. I double-triple-reverse-whammy dare ya. Just reach right up and smash
your finger on that big, beautiful delete key and show us all what a superior
form of life you are.

If you act now, you'll receive

HAPPINESS (a $103293020200237420394589623098765239823 value)
SATISFACTION (not available in California)

What they hell are you waiting for. Operators are not standing by or watching
anything. Become the tech writer you have always wanted to be. Show some
backbone and embrace the awe-inspiring power of delete.

Andrew Plato

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