RE: If the job posting gives you a headache, ...?

Subject: RE: If the job posting gives you a headache, ...?
From: "James Jones" <doc-x -at- earthlink -dot- net>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 10:46:37 -0600


Erica Sullivan wrote:
It had the title "Information Specialist" so I thought I'd have a look.
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Then Sean Hower wrote:

The really sad thing is that I understood everything that post said. The
even sadder thing is that for a split second (and I do mean a split
second) I thought...this ain't too bad. But then, I came to my senses.
Drat. I must be getting exposed to marketers while I'm sleeping or
something! ;-)
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I edited the posting just for fun, with no regard to original intended
meaning (Warning: This is all phony, it's not a real job listing):

NEW INFORMATION DEVELOPER WILL:
Develop and enhance enterprise search service and web content;
Be responsible for migration of intranet and portal content to CMS;
Communicate with vendor, system administrator, information developers,
and business customers
Implement intelligent search capabilities, which includes script
development, metrics, UI development
REQUIREMENTS:
B.S. in Computer Science, Mathematics, or Engineering
Demonstrated ability to effectively work with others
5 + years of experience
Required Skills: MS Office, System Administration of Windows 2000
Server, Solaris; Knowledge of Software and Web Development Methodology
Languages: HTML, JSP, CGI Scripting, Javascript
MUST BE A US CITIZEN

Jim Jones off-site, + Chinese, + Cartooning, + ...




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