Only in America

[DaLy <swiggles247 -at- yahoo -dot- com>]

can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance. 

are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink. 

do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions, while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 

do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet Coke. 

do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then
chain the pens to the counters. 

do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 

do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won?t miss a call from someone
we didn?t want to talk to in the first place. 

do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight. 

do we use the word ?politics? to describe the process
so well: ?poli? in Latin meaning ?many? and ?tics?
meaning ?bloodsucking creatures?. 

do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering. 

TGIF,

DaLy



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