RE: New writer looking for advice (Was- Using Auto Screen Shot Tools ~ Are They Helpful?)

[Dan Goldstein <DGoldstein -at- nuot -dot- com>]

"Quickly move your bottom to your stomach."
Sounds painful.

-----Original Message-----
From: David Artman
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:45 PM
To: TECHWR-L
Subject: RE: New writer looking for advice (Was- Using Auto Screen Shot Tools ~ Are They Helpful?)

   I had to do that as a first-year Computer Science student; and out of
   the whole class, my algorithm was the only successful one! The
   professor was *painfully* literal in interpreting each physical step
   (which I anticipated).

   My coup de grace: Joining the two halves as follows (by this point,
   each sandwich half was gooey-side-up on each of the professor's palms):

       Clap youuir hands once *but do not separate your hands* after
   initial contact.

       Rotate your still-together hands 90 degrees and hold them parallel
   over the plate.

       Quickly move your bottom to your stomach, letting the sandwich fall
   to the plate.

       fin


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