HUMOR: Re: More for Techies (fwd)

Subject: HUMOR: Re: More for Techies (fwd)
From: Suzanne Townsend <ac158 -at- CCN -dot- CS -dot- DAL -dot- CA>
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 1995 09:11:33 -0400

This from a friend who isn't on this list.

Suzanne Townsend <ac158 -at- ccn -dot- cs -dot- dal -dot- ca>

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Date: Mon, 18 Dec 1995 21:20:37 -0400
From: Rob Warnock <rpw3 -at- rigden -dot- engr -dot- sgi -dot- com>
Subject: Re: More for Techies

| if hero=TRUE & sun=Setting then ...

Well, given the name of the competitive company right across the
Mountain View City Dump from here, my first thought was slightly
different: ;-} ;-}

if (&latest_stock_price("sun") < $prev_price{"sun"}) {
$proceeds = $shares_owned{"sun"} * $prev_price{"sun"};
&sell_shares("sun", $shares_owned{"sun"});
&buy_shares("sgi", $proceeds / &latest_stock_price("sgi"));


Rob Warnock, MS-9U/510 rpw3 -at- sgi -dot- com
Silicon Graphics, Inc. Phone: 415-933-1673 <== pls note new prefix!
2011 N. Shoreline Blvd. FAX: 415-933-0513 <== (ditto)
Mountain View, CA 94043 PP-ASEL-IA

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