Subject: Humor
From: Bill Sullivan <bsullivan -at- SMTPLINK -dot- DELTECPOWER -dot- COM>
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 1996 10:04:18 -0700

I hope most of your have never seen these before.

>Subject: *** Great Bumper Stickers

>Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

>>Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

>>We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

>>We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

>>Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

>>He who laughs last thinks slowest!

>Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

>"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

>Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

>Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

>What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

>"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

>Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be

>Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

>I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

>The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

>Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

>I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

>All generalizations are false.

>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

>"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

From a source whose identity I prefer to keep anonymous.

Bill Sullivan
bsullivan -at- deltecpower -dot- com
San Diego, California

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