Bill Gates and win95

Subject: Bill Gates and win95
From: scorpio <scorpio -at- ARTNET -dot- NET>
Date: Sat, 18 May 1996 12:10:25 -0700


>>Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.
>>God informed them that He was very unhappy about what was going on in
>>this world. Since things were so bad, He told the three that He was
>>destroying the Earth in three days. They were all allowed to return
>>to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues
>>what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what
>>they did He was NOT changing His mind. So....
>>Bill Clinton went in and told his staff..."I have good news and bad
>>news. First the good news... there IS a God. The bad news is that
>>He is destroying the Earth in three days."
>>Boris went back and told his staff that he had bad news and bad news.
>> The first was..."there IS a God. The second is He was destroying
>>the Earth in three days."
>>Bill Gates went back and told his staff...."I have good news and good
>>news....first...God thinks I am one of the three most important
>>people in the world. The second is....we don't have to fix the bugs
>>in Win95."


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