HUMOR: Importance of Correct Punctuation

Subject: HUMOR: Importance of Correct Punctuation
From: Matt Ion <soundy -at- NEXTLEVEL -dot- COM>
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 09:31:02 -0800

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The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,
kind,
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I
have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will
you
let me be yours?
Gloria

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous,
kind,
thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless
and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I
have
no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will
you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria




Your friend and mine,
Matt
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They stand up and sing about, what it's like up there
They call it Paradise, I don't know why
You call someplace Paradise... kiss it goodbye...
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