Re: Dr Seuss

Subject: Re: Dr Seuss
From: Gregory D Drew <gddrew -at- JUNO -dot- COM>
Date: Wed, 5 Mar 1997 06:51:39 EST

Many thanks! This is a treasure!

Greg Drew
On Tue, 4 Mar 1997 09:49:18 -0400 Steven Warren
<Steven_Warren/USG -at- USGROUP -dot- COM> writes:
> Here's an easy game to play.
> Here's an easy thing to say:
>
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
>
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
>
> You can't say this?
> What a shame sir!
> We'll find you
> Another game sir.
>
> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
>
> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss,
> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>
>
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
>ROM.
> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
>
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