HUMOR: Suggested Job Titles

Subject: HUMOR: Suggested Job Titles
From: Andrew Plato <intrepid_es -at- yahoo -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 09:54:22 -0800 (PST)

Suggested list of job titles:

- Regional Lump of Crap
- Executive Moron
- Senior Sexual Harraser
- Technical Marketing Oaf
- Director of Petty In-Fighting
- Editor of the Mundane
- Chief Excrement Orifice
- Director of All that is Meaningless
- Field Support Sadist
- Technical Wronger
- Executive Motivational Dork
- Junior Whipping Boy/Girl
- Hydro-Thermic Ceramic Technician (Dishwasher)
- Regional Coordinating Executive Manager for Quality of
Executive Regional Management Administrative Marketing Technicalism.
- El Grande Loco Gato (that's about all the Spanish I know).
- Far Superior Writer
- Master of all the Little People
- Incomprehensible Slave Who Does All the Hard Work
- Executive White Guy
- Regional Camaro Driving Prick
- Senior Sex Pot
- That Hot Chick in Logistics (show her your 0h-Face)
- Money Grubbing Lazy Jerk
- Facilitator of Stupid Meetings
- Director of Minutia
- Callous Communications Coordinating Commander

Just pick one and be happy.

Andrew Plato
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