Re: Techwr-l : the movie <OT - humor> (take II)

Subject: Re: Techwr-l : the movie <OT - humor> (take II)
From: "Paul Strasser" <paul -dot- strasser -at- windsor-tech -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 14:44:01 -0700

How tragic that the Earth loses because Star Fleet got all involved in
process discussions.

Paul Strasser
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Robert Rinehart" <rrinehart -at- smithdata -dot- net>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 2:36 PM
Subject: RE: Techwr-l : the movie <OT - humor> (take II)

> And as an alternate ending:
> The Enterprise crew has got all their photon torpedoes trained on the Borg
> ship's warp core, and Picard is just about to say "Make It So" when an
> emergency communique from Starfleet Command instructs them that they must
> not fire all the photon torpedoes simultaneously because this might slow
> performance of the holodeck and the chocolate sundae replicators.
> Instead, they are instructed to take all the torpedoes down to the cargo
> bay, open the cargo bay doors, and fire the torpedoes out the cargo bay
> doors using slingshots.
> Since this would result in all of them being sucked out into space, a
> committee is formed at Starfleet Command to study the potential effects of
> being sucked into a vortex without oxygen or pressure. Meanwhile the Borg
> ship has long since passed by, made its way to Earth, and hollowed out the
> moon for use as a gigantic skin-bleach and Nair repository.

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