One more for Winston

Subject: One more for Winston
From: Jim Venis <ujv01 -at- EAGLE -dot- UNIDATA -dot- COM>
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 1994 09:11:35 MDT

Okay, so Winston Churchill is, like, at this party, right? Whatever he's saying
offends some upper-class woman at the table, and she says, "If I were your
wife, I'd poison your soup!"

Well, ol' Winston leans back, thinks a moment, then replies, "And, madam,
were I your husband, I'd drink it!"

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