FW: Humor: Windows 95 Means?

Subject: FW: Humor: Windows 95 Means?
From: Mary Deaton <Marymd -at- HALCYON -dot- COM>
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 1994 10:39:39 PDT

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>The Top 11 Things People Think The 95 In Windows95 Really Stands For
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>11. The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
>10. The number floppies it will ship on.
> 9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
> 8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
> 7. The number of pages in the *EASY-INSTALL* version of the manual.
> 6. The percentage of existing Windows programs that wont run in the new
> 5. The number of minutes to install.
> 4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
> 3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
> 2. The number Mhz required for the OS to run.

>And now the #1 thing people think the 95 in Windows95 really stands for..

>(Drum roll please...)
> 1. The year it was *DUE* to ship.

Mary Deaton
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