Re: Humorous musings passed on via a med student (Happy Holiday

Subject: Re: Humorous musings passed on via a med student (Happy Holiday
From: Bonni Graham <bonnig -at- IX -dot- NETCOM -dot- COM>
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 1995 09:14:59 -0800

Jared Spool sent us:

>At a company I worked at many years ago, we were required to put on
>every document the words "FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY" (Puts a new meaning
>on the comment "His memo was hard to take.")

If we're back on this thread, I have a new one:

On a package of microwavable food (one of the horribly indigestible
things my stepson eats), the instruction read:

To heat: Place {food item} on a microwave-safe paper towel.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ah-hem. I guess this means I should stop using that piece of tin foil
I wipe the counters with, hmm?

B.
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Bonni Graham
Manual Labour
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