HUMOR: Solution to you documentation and career problems

Subject: HUMOR: Solution to you documentation and career problems
From: Andrew Plato <intrepid_es -at- yahoo -dot- com>
To: "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2002 18:52:16 -0800 (PST)

Engineers got you down? Frame just not working? Are your fonts misaligned? Your
PDFs out of whack? Your chakrahs thrown a rod?

As a longtime supporter of chaos, disorder, and destruction I am now offering
you an open source solution to your problems. Its simple, effective, and mostly

You are free to pass on this ancient wisdom to friends, family, fanatics, and
frustrated Frame freakazoids. As part of the GNAW open source license
agreement, you may redistribute this information at will, provided you make
public any changes to the source code.

And for a limited time, I am providing this timeless process of instant
happiness to unemployed, underemployed, employed, and redeployed writers free
of charge...because, I care.

Anitian Instant Happiness Procedure Version 1.0 BETA

1. Walk into the bathroom.

2. Look into the mirror.

3. Make a big cheesy smile.

4. Shake your head back and forth and say "snorky snorky snorky..."

5. All your problems are now insignificant.


This works for my German Shepard. He lies on the grass, puts his head back and
snorks and snuffs himself into complete happiness. So why not for you.

WARNING: Snorking is not recommended for individuals who are chronically prissy
and uptight.

Andrew Plato
Snorky snorky snorky!

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