Bad resume text

Subject: Bad resume text
From: "LAGOLD.US.ORACLE.COM" <LAGOLD -at- US -dot- ORACLE -dot- COM>
Date: Fri, 5 Aug 1994 13:53:21 PDT

Two of my all-time favorites came from the same resume:

"Distributed books from Mountain View to Palo Alto."

(For those of you not familiar with the San Francisco Bay Area, this is like
saying "Ran the gamut from A to B." Mountain View and Palo Alto are
neighboring towns.)

"Initiated and authored a Style Guide for Safeway Meat Tags."

--Lynn
lagold -at- us -dot- oracle -dot- com


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