RE: HUMOR: Are you a team player?

Subject: RE: HUMOR: Are you a team player?
From: "Wally Glassett" <wallyg -at- flashcom -dot- net>
To: "Andrew Plato" <intrepid_es -at- yahoo -dot- com>, "TECHWR-L" <techwr-l -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com>
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2000 16:38:43 -0800

I think this may be one of those things where if you have to ask, you
aren't...

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From: bounce-techwr-l-9988 -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com
[mailto:bounce-techwr-l-9988 -at- lists -dot- raycomm -dot- com]On Behalf Of Andrew Plato
Sent: Monday, January 31, 2000 1:57 PM
To: TECHWR-L
Subject: HUMOR: Are you a team player?


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